i'm not going to bitch about how crappy this week has been already and is going to be for the rest of the week, because i don't want to subject everyone to my crappy week. so let me try to make an entertaining entry (for once ;-) and you'll have to click on more to read it, because i'm trying to make it work safe
my question and thought for the day: what's your favorite curse word? i personally LOVE to swear (and anyone who's talked to me outside of a work or "be on your best behavior" environment can attest to that). and when i say i love to swear, i really enjoy coming up with new combinations of curse words and using those words loudly and at possibly inapproprite times. for example, i was driving home from class with my friend liz and her man, seth. we were making fun of some guy's stupid looking car, calling it a penis car. so, of course i have to shout out that he's "craving cock", which made seth laugh his ass off in the back seat for a good 30 minutes. and maybe it's because i'm a woman saying things a man would, or maybe it's beacuse i look like a "funky librarian" (thanks ted!), but for some reason people crack up when i say stuff like that.
but right now, i'd have to say i love "motherfuck(-er) or (-ing)" and the best phrase ever is "motherfuckin' cocksuckin' son of a bitch".....but motherscratcher is funny too (name that movie and you get a gold star for today)
current mood: lunch break!
current song: the sound of me teaching a class on macromedia flash
my question and thought for the day: what's your favorite curse word? i personally LOVE to swear (and anyone who's talked to me outside of a work or "be on your best behavior" environment can attest to that). and when i say i love to swear, i really enjoy coming up with new combinations of curse words and using those words loudly and at possibly inapproprite times. for example, i was driving home from class with my friend liz and her man, seth. we were making fun of some guy's stupid looking car, calling it a penis car. so, of course i have to shout out that he's "craving cock", which made seth laugh his ass off in the back seat for a good 30 minutes. and maybe it's because i'm a woman saying things a man would, or maybe it's beacuse i look like a "funky librarian" (thanks ted!), but for some reason people crack up when i say stuff like that.
but right now, i'd have to say i love "motherfuck(-er) or (-ing)" and the best phrase ever is "motherfuckin' cocksuckin' son of a bitch".....but motherscratcher is funny too (name that movie and you get a gold star for today)
current mood: lunch break!
current song: the sound of me teaching a class on macromedia flash
wow...ted made it into your blog...the man gains celebrity day by day...
but i thought it was 'edgy librarian'? either way, we're making you a shirt. wear it with pride sister.
and swearing...well i like 'jesus fucking christ' since most people say 'could jesus fuck himself?'
ahhhh and get back to me about the weekend and all that jazz :)
Queenie,
Um, I know you probably so dont wanna hear from me right now but I want to say that I'm sorry, I know that probably means nothing because I say it too much but I do mean it.
later.
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anon gets the gold star! "well, no, unless round is funny"
you're right mel...it was edgy librarian...i have mental relapses from time to time.
outcast - it's cool. we're both stressed today.
Queenie,
Beautiful, I just love you, thanks for thee understanding.
I'm better today.
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first off, it's really funny that the most comments i get is from the blog entry about swearing. what does that say about us? :-)
secondly, i forgot my currently used term "douchebag" which is especially fun when used as such: "fuckin' douchebag". i'm also very fond of "slit" as in "lick my bloddy slit" only because of the cringe factor it induces in everyone who hears it. but i only bust that out for special occasions.
Queenie,
I love you, sorry, sorry, I just am, You'll find out why very soon.
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